Quiltable Quotes
- Sew many stores - sew little time.
- She who dies with the most fabric didn't sew fast enough.
- She who dies with the most stash - wins!
- Before Prozac, there was quilting.
- I am a material girl.
- You can't outlive your stash.
- Is a Nine Patch part of a Twelve Step Program?
- Quilters aren't greedy, they're just materialistic
- Quilting is cheap therapy.
- Life may not be the party we hoped for but while we're here, we should quilt.
- Quilts are like a journal, bits and pieces of fabric, various shapes and sizes with colours that come to life. Joined together, they tell a story.
- When life gives you scraps - may a quilt
- If you see me with a seam ripper - now is NOT the time!
- You can't buy happiness, but you can buy fabric.
- I'm just a few yards of fabric away from being featured on an episode of Hoarders
- I Googled my symptons. It turns out I just need to buy more fabric.
- I sew, but my favorite hobby is collecting fabric
Thou Shalt Not
- Ask when it will be finished
- Push buttons on my sewing machine
- Cut anything with my fabric scissors
- Bring me your clothes to iron
- equest that I hem your pants
- Speak to me when I have a seam ripper in hand
- Tell me I have too much fabric
- Pull on any loose threads
- Wonder aloud why I am still in my pajamas
- Come looking for food - this is not the kitchen!
The Acronyms
- BDNQ: Bad Day, Not Quilting
- FART: Fabric Accumulation Road Trip
- FOB: Fear of Binding
- HIPS: Hundreds of Ideas Piling Skyward
- HSY: Haven't Started Yet
- PIGS: Projects in Grocery Sacks
- SABLE: Stash Accumulation Beyond Life Expectancy
- SQUID: Sewing a Quilt Until I Die
- TGIF: Thank God It's Finished
- WOMBAT: Waste of Money, Batting, and Time
- WIWMI: Wish It Would Make Itself
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